Bless these children Blessed he who barbeques Blessed he who giveth to thee Alright folks, I want you to take a step back I want you to dig deep in those pockets I want you to give! I am your father I am your priest Your only Messiah To say the least So donate and give, give generously Give all you got, give it to me! I run this place, the House of God With your new God grill, your dreams fulfilled If these walls could talk, the stories they'd tell And if they did, I'd be in a whole lotta hell! So I'm close to the pope, ya know what that means I can grab and grope and do as I please Gone into confession, my gamblin's in session Now tell me your sins, three cherries I win I cheat on the church and embezzle with greed I cheat on the church and I take what I need I cheat on the church and I do as I please I cheat on the church, boy get down on your knees!