When I see Richie Rich I find it hard to laugh
No Pokémon, he caught a bird like Charizard
This girl beautiful, me I'll probably lose it all
Cah I'm busy talking to the cats like Doctor Dolittle
L's on L's and I'm just tryna get my W's back
No broken concrete when I talk running through crack
Y.G.'s gone to sail like boats do
Call it white bust, yellow hair like Goku
Now she say I've got class like school days
No babes, I'm just running line like Usain
Come through like the black Green Goblin
My apprentice robbing so he thought I was Bruce Wayne
Hell nah, these sweets ain't candy
Mandem white, Arab, Albanian
Of course blacks, got akhs, got Asians like Gandhi
Pakistani running through the trees like Bambi
B was the plan so he didn't have plan B
Now I'm looking at my Samsung bouncing
I could do it J.K. Rowling
Story bout a pot, a magic flake and brown in
Tryna go hard like erection
While them boys stunt, why they flexing?
Not me, I really had to put down grands right
Before I popped bands like One Direction
That's a couple days that I ain't been yard
Tryna get paid off a SIM card
I was in the station but I didn't talk
Even though man knew like Lingard
Life ain't a game like Saints Row
Main road, lick you in your cornrow
Get it out the mud like Play-Doh
Could've patterned gang but they're afraid though
Used to go town with a tenner
Till I put a brown in my hand like henna
Nah this sand ain't the one from the beach
Ask me how I turned white and I ain't using no bleach
That's a sticky one still like duct tape
Cah I want paper round me like a cupcake
Yeah they tell me that I'm working with a devil
I'm a rebel but I pray to my God when I'm up late
Cah I'm always with an akhi like saltfish
He turned green nuff times like Hulk did
Nine bar, quarter of a whole brick
Put it in the water like goldfish
Young bucks on it, nobody's safe akh
Pop at anyone like hot oil when it sprays back
Grease it down like baby hair's on fleek
Cah he tell me he wan' shoot like Thierry Henry
Fifteen on estate stealing cars
Came up short, I was getting chased by the sarge
What sort of man doesn't wanna make money fast?
Got caught cah I didn't want a taser in my ass
Tryna change, not a bag of coins, got a bag of sins
One day, get on deen, disappear like Madeleine
I spent my early teens chasing down clientele
Not for show and tell, I'm low as hell but I just hide it well
Pity the fool like Mr. T
If I get sucked or touched you can't riddle me
I'll come with two mates like polygamy
Or will I do it by myself? No Digga D
No doubt I wanna live clean
But do you know how I was miskeen?
Had to dun a man's dance like Strictly
Money for my mum and my unborn pickney
Robbery nights, I used to tell shh "Pick me"
All that homework was a mystery
Cah I'm Caribbean like Tickle Me
And all now they're lying up in history