We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy He must be happy in his work We're only making plans for Nigel He has his future in a British steel We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy He must be happy in his work Nigel is not outspoken But he likes to speak and loves to be spoken to Nigel is happy in his work Oh, Nigel is happy in his work And Nigel is happy in his work