Whiskey and green tea, at the KTV Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me like, at the KTV In my room, they ain't no sun or no moon And I'm watching walking talking dogs do karate moves Oh, being chased by Chinese dragons Through revolving doors, to the 13th floor To be greeted by military rows of middle aged school girls Oh, being chased by Chinese dragons, yeah ♪ Whiskey and green tea, at the KTV (sing along with me) Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me, at the KTV I was found in a hutong haze Climbing up forbidden city walls, like a Bond Square bandit Oh, being chased by William Burrows Little rickshaw girl with a cock sure smile The look of wild fire in her eyes took me out of this world Oh, being chased by Chinese dragons Whiskey and green tea, at the KTV (sing along with me) Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me, at the KTV ♪ Whiskey and green tea, at the KTV (sing along with me) Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me, at the KTV, yeah Whiskey and green tea, whiskey and green tea Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me, at the KTV