Get a load of this character I do I hike my pants real high and put a rock in my shoe And I think about the way I felt when I was with you When I'm doing this character I do And I look straight into the camera You wouldn't even know it was me if you didn't know that it was me If you could see my transformation, you'd know what I envision If you're not in my head, you don't know what I'm thinking Try to explain, pick a part of your brain Leave it in the spotlight for everyone to see And I don't care to know or to hypothesize What they say about me when they talk about me Break you off a piece of this character I do I put my voice ʳᵉᵃˡ ʰᶦᵍʰ and sashay like a buffoon And I say the kind of things I would never say to you When I'm doing this character I do And I could talk for hours and hours You wouldn't even know it was me if you didn't know that it was me It takes total isolation to prepare for the stint If you're not in my head, you don't know what I'm thinking Try to explain, pick a part of your brain Leave it in the spotlight for everyone to see And I don't care to know or to hypothesize What they say about me when they talk about me What do I do with this face? It was a gag but now it's frozen in place It shouldn't take this long to go back to my old ways Groping around for the switch but I can't turn it off anymore He's on a whole different schedule You wouldn't know that he once was me If you didn't know that it was me He hears a disparate drum in a separate boat If you're not in his head, well, neither is he Try to explain, pick a part of your brain Leave it in the spotlight for everyone to see And I don't even care what you say about me When you talk about this character I pathologically do