Every brand's got an angle
You just have to find it
At every company
At the Food Lion
They named their store Lion
And it made them money
We've got to go to work
I got the master plan
We're gonna change it up
I'm making cash change hands
I got an angel investor up my sleeve
An up-and-coming local MVP
You've got to hear me out
He'll take it to the paint
This is a master stroke
He's gonna make it rain
Think George Foreman
Think Tim Horton
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Break out the dictionary
Look up the meaning of libel
And also of slander
I haven't worked 27 years
To be so insulted
By some Yankee rando
I'm on my Bluetooth now
I'll get his heart-rate up
We're gonna clean him out
I'd like to clean his clock
This is a matter of life and death
'Cause I'm a complicated person and I'm worthy of respect
Who'd ever teach their kids
To disrespect and lie
What kind of world is this
No world I recognize
It's the zeitgeist
It's the antichrist
It's the Michael Jordan Nissan
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Due to my strong personal convictions
I wish to stress
That any resemblance to actual persons
Living or dead
Or to actual events
Is purely coincidental
At my counsel's behest
I have no choice but to act
Some little boys have to learn
You can't defame and distract
This is the reason we have legal protections
And satire requires a clarity of intention
We're going hard in the key
We'll leave it all on the court
We're taking it to OT
We'll clean his blood off the floor
This is toxic shock
This is Ragnarok
This is Michael Jordan Nissan
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