Whenever life gets you down
Gets you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cuz I've got the cure for all of my blues
(All of his blues!)
I take a look at my enormous penis!
And my troubles start-a meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis!
And the happy times are comin' to stay
I gotta sing and-a dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney daaaay
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
And-a everything is going my way
(Scat singing)
Enormous Condom
(Scat singing)
PE-E-ENIS
(Scat singing)
Everybody!
I take a look at my enormous penis!
And my troubles start-a meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis!
And the happy times are coming to stay
Yeah I got great, big amounts
In the place where it COUNTS
The feeling's like a sunshiney day!
I take a look at my enormous penis!
And-a everything is going my way
(My trouser monster)
And-a everything is going my way
(My meat is murder)
And-a everything is going my way
(Hey look what I found)
And-a everything is going my way
(Size doesn't matter)
Everything is going my wa-a-a-a-ay