Last night I saw upon the stair A little man that wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all Last night I saw upon the stair A little man that wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all Now there's a thing that just keeps bothering me 'Cause I don't know what it's all about It's the craziest thing I happened to see Now maybe you could help me out? Last night I saw upon the stair A little man that wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all Last night I saw upon the stair A little man that wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all