Play me all the hits. I don't care about that other shit. Play me all the hits I didn't pay to see you talk. I came here for some goddamn rock Play the songs that made you big, The ones I got when I was a kid I know you're older, and I am too, And we both got a job to do But when I see an acoustic guitar, I'm kind of pissed that I came this far I still got the 45s, The grooves are worn, And it sounds fine Play me all the hits. I don't care about that other shit. Play me all the hits It's 10 o'clock on a Tuesday night. You're standing there talking about your wife. Well, I don't mean to be a dick, But can you please shut up and play me the hits I still got the 45s, The grooves are worn, And it sounds fine Play me all the hits. I don't care about that other shit. Play me all the hits You're still touring around Smaller clubs and a crappy new sound. When's the last time you hit the charts? Right around the last time, you played some rock. And if you must play a new cut, I'll be at the bar yelling, "YOU SUCK." Well, I don't mean to be a dick, But can you please shut up and play me the hits Play me all the hits. I don't care about that other shit. Play me all the hits I don't mean to be a dick, But can you please shut up And play me all the hits