Got my windows down, and my radio up
Drivin' down 90, spittin' in a coffee cup
The convicts are picking trash on the side of the road
On my way to Downtown San Antone
Got off of work, down in Camada
I finally got a piece of the big enchilada
Climbin' my way up the corporate ladder
Picking' them melons and eating off a silver platter
We're gonna meet up with the boys, see if we can make some noise
Rent us a barge and drink some gold tequila
Don't it make you smile, dancing' on Saltillo tile
Underneath the stars in Downtown San Antone
There's a warrant out, for my arrest
In three different counties all to the north and west
So I gotta stay polite and keep from raising hell
Or else I might find myself in the Downtown jail
It got late, and I got drunk
The devil came out and I got into the rum
So I dance around and after a late night dinner
I took off my shirt and bellyflopped in the river
Gonna meet up with the boys, see if we can make some noise
Rent us a barge and drink some gold tequila
Don't it make you smile, dancing' on Saltillo tile
Underneath the stars in Downtown San Antone
One, two, one, two, three
Gonna meet up with the boys, see if we can make some noise
Rent us a barge and drink some gold tequila (tequila)
Don't it make you smile, dancing on Saltillo tile
Underneath the stars in Downtown San Antone
Yeah, underneath the stars in Downtown San Antone