Mailman comes around 6:15 I thought I saw my neighbors kissing I've got a really pressing meeting With me, my couch and mindless TV ♪ Said I didn't go to college And all my life-long friends aren't calling Well, at least I'm so successful How can I complain? I finally got what I want Finally, got what I want But the next part's kinda comical I'm still fucking miserable ♪ When did life become so dull? Since when was 25 so old? Always told aging was tricky Especially in this plastic city Was just a kid, pure innocence Where does that go? Will we ever know? Yeah Now it's a pain I'm so tortured and vain Just wanna feel better I finally got what I want Finally, got what I want But the next part's kinda comical I'm still fucking miserable