Harry Potter has a gun Brought it from a diagon alley nun Harry Potter has a gun Now he's running all around having all the fun without me He shot the basilisk in the face Put miss umbridge in her place He made Dirty Harry look clean cause Harry joined the NRA Didn't know that he was right wing, but okay And now he has 2 guns I didn't know there was a sale on for today But okay He shot voldemort He took a mean hit Just another name on harry's hit list And now he challenged draco to a gun duel to the death Aim for the kneecaps harry Nevil has a gun Now that's a plot twist I never saw coming Cause nevil got a gun Nevil got a gun Nevil got 2 guns Nevil got a gun Where do these kids find these guns? Nevil got a gun Even ron got a gun Oh no he does Ron got a gun Guns are dangerous