My name is Hagrid and this is my game I'll gonna kick the one who shall not be named I'm an animal handler The fairest of fair I drive a motorcycle powered by hair Father of fluffy A dragons mom When I was young I made a spider bomb I'm cooler than a blizzard I'm a hairy wizard In the forbidden forest That's where I sing Saw a gingerbread house I just ate the whole thing I wasn't hungry But that's how it goes Someones homeless Selling their toes I'm a forest keeper What goes in is mine Devoured students No bones no crime I'm not a tiny lizard I'm a hairy wizard