Bring your crossbows Bring out your stillborn We're all gonna eat unicorn Tonight My fridge is empty My rage is full I got the strength of a raging bull Lets fight A centaur steak tastes too much like a horse Basilisks stew is way too coarse I need a new taste that feels more distinct Dodos are good But I made them extinct We're all gonna hunt unicorn! We're all gonna kill unicorn! We're all gonna eat unicorn! Throw it in a pot with some sweet sweet corn We just got lost With nothing to eat Luckily Ron's here to be our treat Birds are delicious but I just ate a bunch Spider sandwich has a lack of crunch Merfolk sushi tastes like a rotten egg But not as bad as my house elf Greg We're all gonna hunt unicorn! We're all gonna kill unicorn! We're all gonna eat unicorn! Throw it in a pot with some sweet sweet corn Aw it's just a wild Voldemort with a party hat Wait I haven't eaten that before We're all gonna eat Voldemort! We're all gonna eat Voldemort! We're all gonna eat Voldemort! Throw it in a pot before he takes us to court EAT THE EVIDENCE KIDS