You don't wanna go outside Nothing ever hit you like my motorbike I got you in the scents and the bucket strikes It's keeping you cryin' I don't wanna catch my breath I only feel alive when you're around my neck I whispered that I hated all your hoochie friends They were nothing like me And, if, I was you I would probably love me too You know it smells like sweet perfume In the back of my van And, if, she was cool She would probably dick me too You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you? I guess they all lose ♪ I only have to second guess Maybe she's like me but in a better dress You'll probably have an ever-growing line of pets That you can't touch I saw you bought another face I thought I told you that it was a waste of space I know you're gonna start another shit-hot band And make me laugh And, if, I was you I would probably love me too You know it smells like sweet perfume In the back of my van And, if, she was cool She would probably dick me too You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you? I guess they all lose ♪ And, if, I was you I would probably love me too You know it smells like sweet perfume In the back of my van And, if, she was cool She would probably dick me too You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you? I guess they all lose