Load the boot with a ton of crap that they'll unwrap
And all the stuff we'll just bring back at New Year
Set the house alarm and get in the car and let the Sat Nav know
That we're heading north for Christmas
Past the office blocks and Southerners with tiny dogs
The windows steaming up under north circular
By Watford Gap, I need a wee, I do it in a bottle
Doesn't bother me, we're heading north for Christmas
With you, with you
I'm heading north for Christmas
Heading north for Christmas
With you
We'll take the M6 toll, let's rock 'n' roll, we're halfway home
Listening to "Let It Snow" and hoping so
At Charnock Richard servicеs, a welcome break anothеr wiz
A box of Krispy Kremes for Christmas
Take a left, the Blackpool lights, familiar streets and passers-by
So I can wave to Nana through the window
An hour more, a cozy door, the lakes and mountains talk with snow
So there we go, we've headed north for Christmas
With you, with you
I'm heading north for Christmas
Heading north for Christmas
With you
So get the kettle on, put kindling on the fire
So here we are, we're in the north for Christmas
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70
There's no better road than the world that's ahead of me
Travel at high speed, by that I mean 70