I must confess, I should've known better
She'd wake me up at half past four
To sneak me out the cellar door
I must admit, I should've asked her
Why she always whispered on the phone
But how could I have known
She was telling lies
When we met at the motel
She showed up in disguise
Your wife, she's dangerous
Your wife, it's scandalous
Your wife is cheating on both of us
She's cheating on both of us
She's all the rage at the office
All the top salesmen in town
Get a raise when she's around
She's quite a hit at the grocery
That butcher's always giving her the bone
But how could I have known
She would be untrue
Here I thought I had it bad
She's married fifteen years to you
Your wife, she's dangerous
Your wife, it's scandalous
Your wife is cheating on both of us
She's cheating on both of us
She's been on the street
It's time you realize
You're home counting sheep
(You're counting sheep)
She pulled the wool over your eyes
Now wake up!
Your wife, she's dangerous
Your wife, it's scandalous
Your wife is cheating on both of us
She's cheating on both of us