Once upon a Monday just a couple of kids We were talkin' 'bout your weekend When we should've been listenin' Teacher came over and said to knock it off I reached for your hand and told her it was all my fault I've never been cool never been tough Turkey and cheese with my cutoff crust But you were my pizza Lunchable crush and I was tryin' Tryin' to be smooth coming off funny Laughin' it off when you kissed my buddies Playin' the long game askin' your Dad for a tip or two It was a hell of a trip tryin' to make you fall in homeroom Saturday morning just you and me and your boyfriend You were takin' the hill too fast And crashed in the neighbor's fence Neighbor's son heard us and he came outside He cussed at you once and that's when I lost my first fight I've never been cool never been tough Turkey and cheese with my cutoff crust But you were my pizza Lunchable crush and I was tryin' Tryin' to be smooth coming off funny Laughin' it off when you kissed my buddies Playin' the long game askin' your Dad for a tip or two It was a hell of a trip tryin' to make you fall in homeroom I knew it was over long before you said a thing But I'll always love you just for showing me How to be cool how to act tough How I should chase after what I want That I can find love with anyone who's worth the tryin' While I'm tryin' to be smooth coming off funny Laughin' it off when you kissed my buddies Playin' the long game askin' your Dad for a tip or two It was a hell of a trip tryin' to make you fall in homeroom It was a hell of a trip tryin' to make you fall in homeroom