If I could sail my house to yours don't you know that I would fasten all windows and doors I'd be on my way before the rising of the morn And its' low tide could keep my ship from landing on your shore Pre-You'd hear the roaring of the waves outside You'd know exactly what to do I'd use my sofa as a lifeboat I would row it out to you It could be you and me on a sofa in the sea On the best ride of our lives We could pretend that when we got where our trip would end We'd just climb right back inside Until our couch capsized Til our couch capsized If I could be so bold to say You could be the captain I would surely be your mate We could both get married I would gladly take your name Or we could just hold hands Bridge The world won't care about The fact that they're without the two of us Because our love's so strong