If I'd been a sailor Sewn all my anger Into my nets and sunk them To the bottom of the sea I'd be a better lover Less time to wonder About all the stories That they'll never tell about me ♪ If I'd been a tailor Graceful in failure Not bitter, cold and wasteful Constantly concerned I'm not free I'd tell a better story Pass on less worry To you and your family When I take the prize and you take the fee ♪ If I'd been a waiter Lemon, lime and tasteful Time for you in spades full Pouring love and serving consistency So most times I'm failing Steps short of amazing But you'll never change see Your heart is like boulders to me But you'll never change see Your heart is like boulders to me Never ending, moving, shaking Your heart is like boulders to me Never bending, bruising, breaking Your heart is like boulders to me