So I'm home agian on a Friday night, When everyone I know is out on the town being less than polite to each other, Hoping that someone will give them attention, A telephone number or free beer, Atleast thats what I hear. And as I watched the local news, The neighbors are throwing a kegger bigger than banaroo. The hallway is crowded and people are shouting, Consider it phrases like "blow me" and "bitch you dont even know me." When I should make bad desicions and hit on a stranger, Smash my television or put my life in danger. Cause I wanna know what its like, To try to start a bar fight. Instead of getting cozy with a glass of red wine, Watching every episode of family guy. They say that i should get out more they're probably right right, They're probably right. So I got a call from Paul and he's high, He said this party is sick, you better come quick, or try to stop by. I said Im already out and im really quite buisy, But who am I kidding I'm doing laundry. No wonder no one calls me, But I should make bad desicions and hit on a stranger. Smash my television or put my life in danger, Cause I wanna know what it's like, To try to start to start a bar fight. Instead of getting cozy with a glass of red wine, Reading Harry Potter for the 17th time. And they say that I should get out more they're probably right right, They're probaly right, They're probably right right, They're probably right.