Ohh
Yeah
Yo, ayo
I woke up in the morning,
Gave a yawn and a stretch
Stumbled over my gun,
Stepped over my vest
Still had my jewels on,
Huggin' my neck
Then I made it to the bathroom,
Boner all in my sweats
Sixty-second piss,
Felt like more like a nut
Sunday mornin' church chick
Let me hit in the (Alright)
I got a question for the mirror (Mirror)
"The Ballys or the wallos?" (Wallows)
"The Desert E, or should
I do the pound with the hollows?" (Hollows)
The mirror laughed and said,
"What the fuck does it matter?
You the flyest motherfucker from here on after"
I winked, grabbed the Listerine
And the Irish Spring
And I sing in the elegant
Zing that I am king
Let the trumpets blow,
Come first like, "Hello!"
Ate half of the sun (Sun),
I got that glow
And if a (Lookout) won't swallow,
"Peace, nice to know!"
Y'all young girls listen up,
I got that dough
I got that dough, oh
I slid outta bed, knocked
The phone on the floor (Fuck!)
Cracked the fuckin' screen,
Now I can't see the score
We was wild for the night and
I passed out by the ninth and
You can blame the vodka
I was drinkin' by the pints and
Now my head poundin'
(Ooh), foul, taught me heistin'
Reached for my money clip,
Hm, ain't that some funny shit?
I can't find it, I bet I find it
With that honey dip
That slipped out, time to dip out
Throw on the latest 'Lo and Black Panther kicks
They were gifts from the creators, I
Look in the mirror, I say,
"What is the plan?" He said
"That Margot Robbie-lookin'
Chick stole your money, fam"
What? Stole my money?
Lemme get this (Ahh I get it)
I turned around and shot the
Fuckin' mirror for snitchin'
Wait 'til I get this chick,
She got a death wish
I'm headed down the steps,
It's her in that beat up Lexus
"Yo, girl, you snatched my
Money like a necklace
Correct this", she said,
"I just went to get us breakfast"
Oh, that was reckless
Sorry