If you're a long way from home Can't sleep at night Grab your telephone Something just ain't right That's evil Evil It's going all wrong I'm warning you, brother You better watch your happy home We're a long way from home And can't sleep at all You know another mule Is kicking in your stone That's evil Evil It's going all wrong I'm warning you, brother You better watch your happy home ♪ Well, if you call her on the telephone And she answers awful slow Grab the first train smoking If you have to hope, oh That's evil Evil It's going all wrong I'm warning you, brother You better watch your happy home If you make it to your house And knock on the front Run around to the back You'll catch 'em just before we go And that's evil Evil It's going all wrong I'm warning you, brother You better watch your happy home Watch it