Today is my last day
Being underpaid, man
Give me a raise
Or I'll spill out your secrets
You do coke every minute
But call poor people crackheads
You throw chairs at the ceiling
Brag about meditating
Oh, oh, don't think I work hard?
Oh, oh, quit skimming our tip jar
Oh, oh, your ex-wife called
If she knew the things you did
She'd leave you now
Oh wait, she did
Big man, you look so strong
But you're so scared of everyone
Big man, you seem so mean
But you're just scared of little old me
You were born a winner
You get off getting richer
But you're actually lazy
Good at looking important
You'll take over the whole world
But you can't take it with you
Everybody you screwed
Will be glad to forget you
Oh, oh, you're lucky you're handsome
Oh, oh, know why you date so young
Oh, oh, you prey on everyone
Relinquish your small businesses
We run this place
You're just a dick
Big man, you look so strong
But you're so scared of everyone
Big man, you seem so mean
But you're just scared of little old me
I'm not out of line
I'm just taking my time
Why should I wanna work harder than you?
I just gotta lie
Won't survive otherwise
You are the very best boss
I ever had
I get the feeling you hate me every day
You only care about having it your way
I'm not a robot
I am a human being with needs
Do you believe in anything
Besides your money?
If I was lazy
Wouldn't mind just selling out
A simple slip
I'd fit right into
Your white boy posse clout
I'm not a robot
I am a human being with needs
Do you believe in anything
Besides your money?
Big man, you look so strong
But you're so scared of everyone
Big man, you seem so mean
But you're just scared of little old me
You're just scared of little old me
You're just scared of little old me
You're just scared of little old me