We lock eyes from across the room
And you say, "What's up?" (wassup)
And I say, "What's up?" (wassup)
And we know that it's good
Do you want to be my lady (lady)
I want to raise your baby (baby)
My only job is to pleasure you (lay down)
But first I'm gonna use my thumb to measure you
Know you're dealin' with a gentleman when I got one thing on my mind
Lovely lady wants the gentleman's dick
But first you're getting the acrylic
I'm gonna paint you
With my watercolours (i'm breakin' out the watercolours for you)
We're gonna have sex (very, very good sex)
But not just yet (why's that)
First, I gotta paint you (you gotta paint that lady)
It's an aphrodisiac, girl
Get the Monet like Leo Da Vinci
I paint your clam like a Botticelli
Before I let you get a whiff of this dick
I get to painting, and I make it erotic
You can be my Rose, and I can be your Jack
But we are not on a boat
We are out the back of my mother's house (In a Granny flat)
But the sexual tension is still titanic
I can't wait to please you
When I finish painting you
In about five hours
Hour three, and you move your head slightly to the left
Well, I think I better start again
Hour eight, and the sun's coming up
And the light has changed
So I think I better start again
The sexual tension has been greatly magnified
By this twelve-hour Bob Ross joyride
I made you wait; now I know what you want
And I'ma give it to you, baby
I'm going to do you (oh yeah)
I'm gonna do you (oh yeah)
What if I do you (yeah, yeah)
With my charcoal (wait, what)
I'm gonna paint you
With my charcoal (breakin' out the charcoal for ya)
I want to have sex definitely tonight
But first I wanna get your head right
I'm gonna paint you (you gotta paint that lady)
I am definitely not stalling for time
No
I'm not, definitely not, definitely not, no (paint that lady)
I'm not stalling for time; I really do want to have sex (you gotta paint that lady)
I'm not sta-ta-ta-talling
I'm not sta-ta-ta-talling, (you gotta paint that lady)
No, if I was stalling you would know that I was stalling because I'm bad at stalling
I actually have to be up quite early in the morning (you gotta paint that lady)