You know how I feel about you
I think I know how you feel about me, too
But if you want to get close to me (spiritually)
You gotta show me (fiscally)
I've no doubt you're my soulmate
Your friends are really nice, and the sex is great
You say you love me, but words are cheap
You gotta back it up baby, like a dump truck
(Back it up back it up)
Your love is not enough
(It's not enough)
I'd like some cool shit, too
(Gimme bunch of cool shit)
Like a high-end luxury sportscar
(Cool)
Or a Lego version of the Death Star
(Shit)
Your love is not quite enough
(Not enough)
I need some stupid cool shit, too
Show me that you care (show me that you care)
By giving me a pet bear
And a saddle
I think I know my value; I'm not here to barter
But my love is worth at least your love plus a diamond katana
And a jetpack (cool)
Or a PS5
And one of those things they use to keep people alive
With electricity
It's gonna come to me
The fuckin' paddle thing
Defibrillator!
Quit sayin' it!
I know you love me
But your love is not a dog riding a jetski
Oh, shit
Can you picture that
A dog riding a jetski with a backwards flat cap
I'm not saying it's safe; I'm saying it's cool
(How cool?)
Really, really, really, really cool
Cool times really to the power of four
Safe minus me in a dinghy with one oar
Tryna chase down the gift of love that you gave me before it runs over a family-aah
Love is cool; commitment's great
I wanna hold your hand morning 'til late
But you can see I'm not complete
Unless I'm going home to a dog on a jetski
Your love is not enough
(It's not enough)
I'd like some cool shit, too
(Gimme bunch of cool shit)
Like a gun that shoots out a laser
(Cool)
Or a block of ice and a chainsaw
(Fuck yeah!)
Your love is not quite enough
(Not enough)
I want some stupid cool shit, too
Cool shit represents your love for me
Unless I have some sort of epiphany
(Epiphany)
How could I talk this way about you?
After all the things that we've been through
Of course I know that you love me
There's no need to show me, ah
My priorities have been so wrong
And I only realised halfway through this song
What I want
No, not what I want
It's what I need
Your love is not enough
I'd like some cool shit
That's it
I want a dinosaur that is remote-control
And a bidet that's made out of solid gold
Your love is not quite enough
(Not enough)
I need some cool shit – period!
We can still be friends
Especially if you give me the giant piano from "Big" the movie
A robot butler shaped like Mr. T
With a black belt in the ninth degree
Who took an online course to be an actuary
And is programmed not to not drink my pee
And maybe not for me, but maybe let's agree
That the rest of this stuff is pretty sweet
I've elaborately set up this rhyming scheme
The least you can do is give me dog on a jetski
Won't you please believe me
It's all that I need
Your love is not quite enough
(It's not enough)
I'd like some cool shit
I need that cool shit, baby
If you like how my key change tasted
Gimme that, that cool shit, baby