I just woke up, should I drink water and stretch? (No, no) I'm gonna drink three cups of coffee And smoke a cigarette instead And then I'll go on social media until it's dinner time Yeah, smoke some weed and then I binge-eat Then I got a little time to complain online I'm anxious Why is God doing this to me? Ooh, it's a mystery, what could it be? Possibly it's all your apathy Why am I anxious? I would try to do anything To make my life feel better Except anything that makes my life feel better Hey baby, I'm self-aware! I got that Headspace app, because I care All the talk in the world don't mean shit If just like this guy, you're a hypocrite Who are you calling hypocrite? I'm a fucking martyr I've given up sugar and no milk products either Still feel anxious, it's just not fair for someone like me So self-aware You're not self-aware You're a big dumb fuck With a dumb fuck face And now you're outta luck If you're so smart, why am I sad? Because twice a week you get on the bags Well, maybe it's that It's definitely that Do I need more hugs? Stop taking drugs I guess we'll never know for sure Yes we will motherfucker, it's because- Why am I anxious? You only sleep four hours a night Aah, why am I anxious? You never ever eat right Aah, that was rhetorical Then why did you post a photo of yourself Without a shirt on and a caption Can anybody tell me Why am I anxious? Why is God doing this to me? Even though I ask, I don't want to know I want to get better, but slow Why am I anxious? I know what's good for me Except everything Oh, I think that could be it Anxious