My Xmasy Revenge
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Yesterday under the tree
There were presents bought for me
So I took a closer look
Was a goddamn cooking book
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Then I spot another box
It's the usual pair of socks
And a sweater full of squares
But tonight they will be scared,
Cause I'll come prepared
Open up your gift my darling
Here you go,
Don't you really need a tennis ball?
Here sweety since you like fucking
And I know,
You could really use some birth control
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I feel christmasy tonight
With the stars out shining bright
Never felt this joy before
Giving back what they asked for
And I got some more
Don't you like your picture brother?
I thought so,
Your ex with the guy she left you for
Mother here's your box it's what you
Waited for,
I framed you the poster of a door
Instrumental
Come on sis unwrap your paper
Oh you know,
I didn't get on time to any store
Merry christmas to everyone
Of my folks,
See ya next year with another load
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