Better not succah hop on my block
Make like a lulav or you might just get your pitam chopped
Every bochur knows I've been balling like the Nickerbocks'
Kiddish club turning to the shikkur shop
After musaf liquor hit the spot, no lie
I might have to sleep it off
Alarms on, but got the beeper off
Now I'm missing minyans like nobody's business
Is it to hard to ask
Move this party to the back
That's where my succah's at
Why we chilling inside?
Clouds of glory, I'm on a different type of high
I don't need wine when I'm feeling this fine
But fine I'll have a cup since you started pouring up
But I ain't scoring snuff
I ain't scoring snuff
Let's sing a niggun, but trust me
I ain't yelling that word on a field trip
That's a Purim shpeil skit
I've been missing all of those post-shabbos-meal dips
And I would have loved an after-meal-rip on yuntif
Didn't steal a hit after I quit, not a bit
Only time I'm ever jacking anything is in a Jack and Coke
Still I'm guzzling these down to cope with lack of Cope'
Better not succah hop on my block
Make like a lulav or you might just get your pitam chopped
Every bochur knows Ive been balling like the Nickerbocks'
Kiddish club turning to the shikkur shop
After musaf liquor hit the spot, no lie
I might have to sleep it off
Alarms on, but got the beeper off
Now I'm missing minyans like nobody's business
Please don't ask me where I was during mincha
That'll just embarrass me further
Bochurim be mousing 'round the pad like a cursor
Now I gotta show 'em mercy
Pull up to the SBH at Southeast
I was BH able to get out at around 3:00
DFS TBH I'm not d
The emes is I'd rather just crossover Avi
Succos came and went
Every second that you get in the clouds is a blessing
Yet y'all quick to dip soon as you feel a drip
Even in the pouring rain I'm putting on a coat and staying
Better not succah hop on my block
Make like a lulav or you might just get your pitam chopped
Every bochur knows Ive been balling like the Nickerbocks'
Kiddish club turning to the shikkur shop
After musaf liquor hit the spot, no lie
I might have to sleep it off
Alarms on, but got the beeper off
Now I'm missing minyans like nobody's business