I really hope my beshert is a J.A.P.
'Cause I need the stacks
Velvet on my head, I ain't talking cap
Dip in the mikvah and I'm doing laps
I really hope my bashert is a J.A.P.
People saying I went off the derech
Thinking I'm lost, like no I got the map
My abba used to run with Mapquest
Shotah say the wrong thing to me
After mishear my bochurim pull up at your address
Test my authority, I got the metal on me kid
Like I'm playing with magnets
Whip around the Spring in so many foreigns I think I got an accent
Better than average, Better at rapping
Than these other Jewish rappers, dare you to fact check
I'm making magic, no kofar
Driving back and forth from Lakewood to many times I need a shofer
I'm getting checks like a shofer
Feature with Rechnitz coming but let's keep this in order
Slinging bricks I ain't talking about mortar
Yeshivesh basketball is not what I'm 'bout
When I'm talking 'bout bricks
Beat is hot as gehenam, think I'm 'bout to shvitz
I'm doing licks, like I'm holding up candy stores
Rebbi won't even shmooze with me anymore
I really hope my beshert is a J.A.P.
'Cause I need the stacks
Velvet on my head, I ain't talking cap
Dip in the mikvah and I'm doing laps
I really hope my bashert is a J.A.P.
People saying I went off the derech
Thinking I'm lost, like no I got the map
I got the map like I'm Garmin
Y'all can't get rid of me, I'm the chametz that is stuck in the carpet
Whip the rebbi car, but I forgot where I parked it
I am so much more then your local orthodox rapper, I am an artist
I'm not the shtarkest, but trust me I'm shtark kid
It's tough sometimes
To see you talking lashon harah through these Ferragamo lenses
I will never sign with a label, I'm independent
Me and my bochurim aren't dogs, no I'm chilling with menches
But yes we do bite though, I just figured I'd mention
I really hope my beshert is a J.A.P.
'Cause I need the stacks
Velvet on my head, I ain't talking cap
Dip in the mikvah and I'm doing laps
I really hope my bashert is a J.A.P.
People saying I went off the derech
Thinking I'm lost, like no I got the map