Local orthodox rapper here
So you better ready up the battle stations
Venom wrapped up in every single line I spit
Yeah I'm just rattle-snaking
Back to back on these albums
So now these FFBs are exasperated
Should they bump this new stuff
Or just stick to the Mordechai Ben David
Lessons that rebbiam taught me never seem to waver
To much ice on my atarah
Got me feeling like yeah I'm underneath a glacier
Old school and at the same time I'm new wave
Yeah I'm a touchscreen pager
Captain of this ship but I ride alone
Yeah I'll see you upstream later
Bochurim fish for compliments
But I didn't bring my tackle box
Run this game so long it's no surprise that I got tagalongs
Stop acting behamah
I might have to use my cattle prod
Throwback these l'chaims
Yeah you prolly think I lateraled
So
If you really wanna know
I didn't practice this at all
I did this whole thing on the go
Yeah you probably took me for a schmo
Shows what you know
Can't you take me serious
Started this as a joke but now these numbers
Can't you see how real it is
Big fish in a small pond
Yeah I'm no stranger to the exceptional
But you best believe I'm here to stay
So clear a seat on that sectional
Lecture halls, I'd love to stay in college
But I think my shtender called
No shin-daleds on my track list
Sorry kinderlach, but I penned them all
This might not be news worthy, but I'm the man
Now I just need Mendy all-
Beis is locked up for the night
Now I gotta hit the phone for a Heshy call
So
If you really wanna know
I didn't practice this at all
I did this whole thing on the go
Yeah you probably took me for a schmo