She got a 720 area code
That's the in-town type, I-won't-marry-her code
Yeah she prolly thinking I'm a harry, you know
Thinking like this got me very alone
She got an 845, now it's hard to decide
That's pretty long drive just to see if she's right
I guess you can't put a price on finding a wife
But It feels like I've been on the road every night
Up and down the Pike, yeah I'm exhausted
Where are my manners? I think I lost 'em
Hotel lobby bottled water, give me faucet
Where'd I go for yeshiva? Yeah, I feel accosted
I can't be making trips when I got a bag to get
I be doing shtick like I brought along a magic set
Thank the lord we don't gotta spend much on the first date
'Cause when we start spending imma have to grab the check
She got a 718 this'll prolly be great
Thinking Silver Spring is a town in her state
I don't even mind if I'm showing up late
Chances are it won't go great anyway
She got a 310, I mean is this a joke
I ain't hopping on plane 'cause she live on the coast
Just to show up at a place where I feel out of place
I ain't no bank I don't Chase
Resumés coming in, I feel like boss
Bochur on budget only shopping if it's Ross
Only shopping clothes yeah with a discount
You only get a first date once, I'll make this count
Will she think I'm weird if order up a beer
I hope not 'cause thats how get my nerves cleared
I don't get awkward much so let's hope
That she understands that I was making jokes
She got a 551, thinking this'll be fun
Raised modox I'm just hoping she's frum
They do got good food there so that's something
I ain't on my game when I'm hungry
She got a 726 so I'm asking for pics
Usually I don't but if making the trip
Down south yeah it can get hot in the summer
So if we talking then, then I'm out and that's a bummer
How I'm dating this way could be hard to do
Judge area codes and it's hard to choose
Maybe I'll just marry a girl from MD
Maybe I'lll just meet my wife at MC
How I'm dating this way could be hard to do
Judge area codes and it's hard to choose
Maybe I'll just marry a girl from MD
Maybe I'lll just meet my wife at MC
How I'm dating this way could be hard to do
Judge area codes and it's hard to choose
Maybe I'll just marry a girl from MD
Maybe I'lll just meet my wife at MC
How I'm dating this way could be hard to do
Judge area codes and it's hard to choose
Maybe I'll just marry a girl from MD
Maybe I'lll just meet my wife at MC