I'm the next Jewish Jordan
But not in basketball or anything like that
But in the rap game
Yeah I'm the next Jewish Jordan in the rap game I mean
Who else is out there honestly
Name someone else that can rap like this
And got a kippah on they head
I'm waiting
Running this game just like Leifer out at Sarachek
Lettuce in my wallet do not worry yeah for sure it's checked
Bochurim salty as the Yam Hamelech, all they ever do is kvetch
Getting so much bread my rebbi said, "you mamesh gotta bench"
You mamash gotta bench so get a bencher
Schooling you bochurim might as well just give a lecture
Do not say a word when I am standing at the lectern
Even if it's tachlis sorry there are no exceptions
Bottles on my table think we going back to Purim night
Hanging at fabrengens need a yad like I ain't leining right
Yeah I know it's tough, but it's just suf, can you say it right
If he ain't looker tell the shadchun that he's very nice
He is very nice there's no need for pics
I am not the type a bochur who will ever run with cliques
I'm the type of bochur who is making hits
Roveh in my 96' Volvo if and when we making hits
Hotter then a crock-pot
And cholent pot
Put this niggun on the top spot
Put chalk around you like it's hop scotch
The schnapps at my kiddish club is top notch
Chase it with the babka
Running this game just like Leifer out at Sarachek
Lettuce in my wallet do not worry yeah for sure it's checked
Bochurim salty as the Yam Hamelech, all they ever do is kvetch
Getting so much bread my rebbi said, "you mamesh gotta bench"
Ice on my atarah, Minneapolis community
Well respected resumés are coming in, in two's and three's
This is how I am in yeshiva it's the truest me
Uncle is lawyer for anybody who is suing me
Bottles on my table think we going back to Purim night
Hanging at fabrengens need a yad like I ain't leining right
Yeah I know it's tough, but it's just suf, can you say it right
If he ain't looker tell the shadchun that he's very nice