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Kitty & The Rooster - Dick Roulette lyrics

Artist: Kitty & The Rooster

album: Ain't Pussyfootin' Around


Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play, when you play
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play dick roulette you never know what you gonna get
You're playing a game of change when you take off your pants
Wondering will this dick be a disappointment?
Will I get a rash, will I need some ointment?
Cuz you might get crabs or you might get scabies
Or the biggest STI of all, a baby!
Oh hey boy I've got a hot pickup tip
Nothing whips down my zip, like a man who's been snipped
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play, when you play
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
Never know what dick you gonna pick
When you're a blackout pickpocket for dicks
Never know what bone you're gonna dig, might be a t-rex or a twig
Might be a double decker bus, a Volkswagen Beetle
Arnold Schwarzenegger or Danny DeVito
A knotty piece of driftwood shirt cocking at the beach
A grower, a shower, a baby's arm holding a peach
Might be a travel-sized toothpaste in size and shape
A store bought polenta in girth and weight
A hammerhead shark, a squirrel with alopecia
Might be King Kong or the Prince of Micronesia
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play, when you play
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
Yeah I've been thinking long and hard on it
I've got a boner to pick
Yeah you're cocked and loaded
But I don't wanna get the short end of the dick
It's a wheel of fortune with dicks for spokes
It's a pack of cigarettes with dicks for smokes
It's rappelling down a slope with dicks for ropes
It's flying in a seaplane with dicks for floats
It's an electric fence with dicks for posts
It's Frankenstein's monster with dicks for bolts
It's a grilled cheese sandwich with dicks for toast
It's a petting zoo, with dicks for goats!
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play, when you play
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play, when you play
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get, when you play
Dick Roulette
When you play, when you play
Dick Roulette
You never know what you gonna get
Dick Roulette

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