I've got my best sneakers on
Bought 'em with the money made mowin' lawns
Finally got a chance to go to a
Party with the rich kids (hey, hey, hey)
And I know that she'll be there
With that superficial guy with the Hollister stare
And she'll never go for me
Now ain't that a bitch kid?
All of my friends laugh at me
But they don't understand that we were meant to be
Tonight's my last chance
This could be it, kid
Well he goes to prep school
I'm just a half ass
He's got a Porche
And I've got a buss pass
It really sucks to be me
Whoa-oh-oh
Maybe she'll look me in the eyes
Whoa-oh-oh
Maybe she'll ditch that plastic guy, yeah
Maybe she'll be mine today
Maybe she'll look my way
'Cause that would be so grand
If she held my hand
Got to the party and she's right there
But between me and her
It's his perfect hair
I go to make a move and he swings
My god he's a dick kid
I see the punch comin' and I bob and weave
And the next thing that happens I can't believe
That punch hits her square in the face
That might need a stitch kid
She looks him in the eye with a face enraged
And hits him so hard he'll be out for days
She grabs my hand and says that it's time to split kid
Headin' down the drive
We can't let this chance pass
Total his Porche, and she whips out her bus pass
It's really great to be me, me, me, me, me! (sick!)
Whoa-oh-oh
Maybe she'll look me in the eyes
Whoa-oh-oh
Maybe she'll ditch that plastic guy, yeah
Maybe she'll be mine today
Maybe she'll look my way
'Casue that would be so grand
If she held my hand
Whoa-oh-oh
Maybe she'll look me in the eyes
Whoa-oh-oh
Maybe she'll ditch that plastic guy, yeah
Maybe she'll be mine today
Maybe she'll look my way
'Cause that would be so grand
If she held my hand