We've known each other for a few short years But seeing you with her brings me to tears I know we both made a painful choice But listen to the sincerity in my voice I've come up with a plan that we can use Perfectly logical and nothing to lose There's only one possibility You've got to kill that bitch and run away with me You know I'm the one that you adore I've got more cojones than that whore I'm not asking you to go on a crime spree Just this once kill that bitch for me Just this once kill that bitch for me She won't see it coming if done right We could make it out of town tonight I've got a few trash bags we can use Just try not to get the plan confused We've always talked about running away We never thought we'd ever see the day And if tonight we can make it to Vegas We could get Alice Cooper to marry us So bury her behind the Pizza Hut You know I'm better than that slut We'll always love each other right baby Hurry up, kill that bitch for me Hurry up, kill that bitch for me Kill her, kill her Kill her, kill her Kill her, kill her Kill her, kill her You know you wanna Kill her, kill her Just do it for me Kill her, kill her Kill her, kill her You know I'm the one that you adore I've got more cojones than that whore We'll always love each other right baby Just this once kill that bitch for me Just this once kill that bitch for me Just this once Kill her, kill her