I was just another kid in a candy store. I had sixty five cents but I wished I had more. I waited till the clerk turned his back and I went to town. This lady looked as fine as a pure-bred dog But she snored like the Golden Gate Bridge in the fog. I waited till the sun came up and I snuck away. Well I didn't even pay the bill. I didn't even pay the bill. Can you believe it? A lap bom boom I didn't even pay the bill. I tried the settled-down life a few years back. I had a spouse and a house with a pool in back. But the white line fever came on I made a new plan. Out on the tiles on Hot Dog Hill, I was tight as a tick in a moonshine still. One more shot oughta blow my blues away. Well I didn't even pay the bill. I didn't even pay the bill. Can you believe it? A lop bam boom I didn't even pay the bill. St Peter looked at me walking up to the gate. He said, "Your name was on the list but you're a little too late. Your account's overdrawn, better head back down the hill." Well I didn't even pay the bill. I didn't even pay the bill. Can you believe it? A lop bam boom I didn't even pay the bill.