I wish I got told when I was younger That we're just walking on a wire You thought that you'd marry your ex-boyfriend But now you talk shit and slash his tires Ain't it funny how life works Your head hurts Got Metallica written on your T-shirt And we deep dive into champagne twice a day And my hair's just so sleek Get a sneak peek Of my Calvin Klein's on my butt cheeks And tell my exes that I said hey I'm a hot mess kamikaze Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Going down in my rented Bugatti Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Cheers to the regret Because here's To the messes Hot mess kamikaze Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Crashing into an epic party Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah So cheers to regret Because here's To the messes I never post pics unless I take them I like my drinks as cold as me Got no real friends so I just fake them It helps with my anxiety I'm a lover of a good time Hittin white lines Getting suntanned without the sunshine And gangster raps on loop when I get laid And my hair's just so sleek Get a sneak peek Of my Calvin Klein's on my butt cheeks And tell my exes that I said hey I'm a hot mess kamikaze Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Going down in my rented Bugatti Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Cheers to the regret Because here's To the messes Hot mess kamikaze Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Crashing into an epic party Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah So cheers to regret Because here's To the messes Maybe I'll learn when I get older Stay out of the deep end of the pool Maybe I'll pull myself together But since they don't teach this shit in school I'm a hot mess kamikaze Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Going down in my rented Bugatti Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Cheers to the regret Because here's To the messes Hot mess kamikaze Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Crashing into an epic party Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah So cheers to regret Because here's To the messes Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah