When I saw you today On the news far away You were talking about war It was hard to ignore Your blond shiny hair Like an angel I swear Your eyes shimmered blue Then I ran home to you So I got in your house Like a quiet little mouse I'm in love, I supposed So I slept in your clothes But in a frame with a man By your side, my Diane It was shaped like a heart And my world fell apart Then I waited a week for you to get back And I knew where you'd go, you were going to Jack You opened the door I was hard to ignore With blood in my face And with Jack in a case Yeah, this is who I am! I love you, Diane! Forget about Jack He's not coming back But I'm gonna be your man! Yeah, this is who I am! I love you, Diane! I waited so long Your boyfriend is gone You got me instead 'Cause I cut off his head! I waited so long and now we can talk Do you feel the same? Is that why you're in shock? You might wonder why Jack is placed in a bag I'll tell you the truth, but I don't mean to brag Yeah, I cut off his toe And a foot and a leg I thought he was gone When he started to beg He screamed out your name I thought he's gone insane He died when he screamed out in pane Yeah, this is who I am! I love you, Diane! Forget about Jack He's not coming back But I'm going to be your man! Yeah, this is who I am! I love you, Diane! I waited so long Your boyfriend is gone You got me instead 'Cause I cut off his head! Diane, Diane, Diane! Just say that we can fall in love Oh, Diane, Diane, Diane! Let me be your man while you can Diane (Diane) Diane (Diane) Diane (Diane) Yeah, this is who I am! Goddamn you, Diane! Forget about Jack He's not coming back But I'm going to be your man! Yeah, this is who I am! I love you, Diane! I waited so long Your boyfriend is gone It's me now instead 'Cause I cut off his head! Yeah, this is who I am A killer, Diane Just please let me say Before they take me away That I want to be your man Diane