Room at the inn off Fruitville Pike The snowed-over road An iron spike I have a friend Worth talking to He is the owner there And the porter too He is the spirit of the place And he is in the kind barmaid's face The backbone Of the establishment Maybe even why this town exists And perhaps the world itself is spread Just for this table here and this dinner bread He is the cook And the butcher block He's the closer too watching the clock This place was really built to last But I've heard even earth Melts like candlewax When it goes, we'll be fine Fire turns to fire All that it finds Ours is to stay within these doors And find our names carved in the boards How did we find this place at all? This now familiar hole in the wall? I'll ask the lady who's everyone's trusted Confidant Our Resident Mom She raised the one I mentioned first The one who owns this place he serves She gets through to him, or so I've heard They go way back, when they catered A wedding that kicked off this work Then he bought this space he restored The aesthetics boast a bit of everything Baroque and grunge, folksy Byzantine And here you'll find every type Even those with no appetite But the special's on, the tree is trimmed A knowing look, we know this hymn It's been since spring when we last sang But without fail dinner bells rang This place was really built to last But even earth Melts like candlewax When it goes, we'll be fine Fire turns to fire All that it finds