It started with a kit-kat and tic tacs from a shop below his flat He's moving up the ranks, thinking banks now, can you believe that? He got caught once nicking phones from a Curry's PC World (And now he's banned) and now he's banned He even stole a fridge and a kettle from the Lidl down the road Because he can Kleptomaniac I love him like a brother, man Kleptomaniac Can I have my lighter back? ♪ ♪ It's a thrill I know he'd pay for it just to have a good time Cheap pints There's a hole to fill for lack of attention There's no bad intentions He's sick of drugs, so he moved out to Vietnam He rides a bike with his dog called Bomb Kleptomaniac I love him like a brother, man Kleptomaniac Can I have my lighter back? Kleptomaniac Kleptomaniac Kleptomaniac Kleptomaniac...