From the cut of his hair To the shoes that he wears He's so exhausting He politely exists With such an arrogant twist And with a lack of emotion He's changed the way he speaks Debasing irony Now he's spent all his money On a girl that's too young for him He's as cool as his mum But she's more fun Sometimes I find him boring We pretend to discern A difference in his tone of voice He's changed the way he speaks Debasing irony Now he's spent all his money On a girl that's too young for him