I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough Is it 'cause I wear my hair in or because I like to play Diablo Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking 'bout 'Cause I really don't wanna have to spell it out And next time you call me I'm gon' sit and stare at the screen Waiting for the call to end You stuck me in the friendzone That's that bullshit I'm gonna play Diablo either way You can go or you can go Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey I want a love like Johnny Cage If you're not bringing bottles I suggest you start to walk away Bitch don't kill my vibe I can tell you've kinda got uncomfortable So let me break it down for you Don't call me, don't text me, after 2am Unless you plan on giving me some ('Cause I got enough friends) I will throw you in the garbage 'Cause you play too many games I'm better off by myself Loving you's bad for my health No one wants to be in the Friendzone Friendzone Friendzone