The lady fits her old blue jeans Hitches rides in limousines Ya know there's a lot of kings and queens Who would envy her in a t shirt she wears Platform shoes and applique Antique lace and acrame Oh I have watched her sit and play With a daisy chain or a baby's hand and Oh so elegantly she stands with a stolen rose Rings for her fingers and a kiss for her nose And will have music wherever she goes The lady wears the best perfume Takes her time in her old man's bathroom She lures the old man to his doom He was ambushed by the shaving cream Or a helping of strawberry pie Served up right between his eyes You dare not make the lady cry You know revenge is swift an sticky and Yes she may have one of these And yes she may have one of those Rings for her fingers and a kiss for her nose And she will have music wherever the lady goes The lady dines like a movie star Or we count our cash in some back street bar But it don't matter where we are You know those heads turn round when she walks in In borrowed room or a fine hotel You might find heaven and ya might find hell The lady fits her blue jeans so well Ya know she'll hurt ya but she'll help ya too And yes she may have one of these And yes she may have one of those Rings for her fingers and a kiss for her nose And she will have music whereever the lady goes She will have music Wherever she goes