I brought home notes from school everyday, Mom My ADD's what turned your hair gray, Mom You doubled up my Ritalin But it only energized my brain You tried to get me counseling But I drove the counselors insane I've given you so much through the years, Mom Migraines, heartburn and quite a few tears, Mom Now that you're getting therepy, Takin Prozac once or twice a day I know that your last nerve is shot, I'm sorry for that twitch you got It's been a ball so thanks a lot, Mom Your sleepless nights are all in the past, Mom It's safe to use your real name at last, Mom I know I drove you crazy but I don't think you ever once complained(Well maybe once) I don't know how you stood the test Your frazzled nerves deserve a rest Your nursing home will be the best, Mom! I really mean it, Your nursing home will be the best, Mom! Don't it make you glad to know your boy's done good, yeah!!!