They say a girl can get her guy With moves so smooth, and a body to match In a skintight dress On the dance floor is where she'll find the perfect catch They say that anyone can dance It's just a matter of moving your body to the beat But I saw a girl on the floor tonight With more than two left feet And I said That girl can't dance, she's just embarrassing herself Look at her friends, they're slowly edging away because That girl can't dance and I think someone should tell her But I won't tell her I'm going into town tonight Just want to hit some bars and have a good time And if I find the motivation I might leave my fear of dancing behind And if I see that girl again, well maybe I'll think twice Cause if I remember rightly she seems like she'd be quite nice to talk to, but Maybe we'll just stay away from the dance floor tonight Cause I've got these friends with me right, and they're a bit judgmental, I don't want to hurt your feelings That girl can't dance, she's just embarrassing herself Look at her friends, they're slowly edging away because That girl can't dance and I think someone should tell her Well maybe I should tell her So I edged up to her, all quiet While she was standing at the bar, and I said "Hey, didn't I see you here the other week?" And she said, "Oh yeah, I remember you, You're the one they were talking about" "Yeah? Well, what were they talking about?" And she said "That boy can't dance, he's just embarrassing himself What, does he think that thing he's doing with his hands looks cool? That boy can't dance and I think someone should tell the fool So I guess I just told you." Well... That girl can't dance but fuck it, neither can I But I really like this tune so I'm gonna do my best That girl can't dance but it won't stop her from dancing It won't stop me from dancing Will it stop you from dancing? No don't stop No don't stop dancing