Let's smoke pot on Chatroulette And get so lost that we forget The shitstorm we were in before we crashed Shy my mouth with super glue And maybe for a day or two I won't say something dumb I can't take back I'm trying to see myself From your point of view So let's go back to seventh grade Where boys were mean and you could say The worst thing that you did was drink some booze And I'll put on this turtle neck And choke myself like half to death So I don't pick another fight I'll lose 'Cause I've tried to change But no matter what I do I don't know how to be anyone but me And if you could read my mind You'd understand that I Will always love you And if I made you cry I'll hold your hand To make it right, one more time So let's say there's a universe Where all the cars drove in reverse And somehow you were missing from my life I'm not saying I believe in God But even she'd think it was wrong There ain't no chance in hell that I'd survive So I'll keep on fighting As long as it's with you I don't know how to be anyone but me