If I ever do you wrong If I ever leave you all alone If I ever tell you a lie And if I ever make you cry I hope a fire Light on my pie I hope a bee sting me over my eye You know I love my pie And I love my eye, babe So you know I'll never do you wrong If I ever make you blue If I ever say I don't love you If I ever make you sad And if I say something to make you mad I hope I slip And break my hip I hope a fever blister come on my lip You know I love my hip And I love my lip, babe So you know I'll never do you wrong If I ever break your heart If I ever tear your dreams apart If I ever say we're through And if I ever walk away from you I hope a saw Come on my elbow I hope a rock fall on my big toe You know I love my toe And my elbow So you know I'll never do you wrong