I packed my bag Left a note on the fridge And I drove off the end of the Tarrilup Bridge. Now you read about me in the papers They say I'm going to be a big star They're making a movie about my life And you're going to play the starring part Now my drinking days are over Get this through your head: I was the best friend you ever had Yes I was your best friend You were my blinding sun Now the only thing bright is my name in lights And the night has only just begun I packed my bag Left a note on the fridge And I drove off the end of the Tarrilup Bridge