I am in love with the McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl She is an angel in the polyester uniform I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money, and then I rehearse what I'm gonna say "I'd like an order of fries, a Quarter Pounder with cheese I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?" I am in love with the McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl She is an angel in the polyester uniform She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't try her tough like all the girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton I wanna say how I feel if I could just let go And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go She's only sixteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul I am in love with the McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl) She is an angel in the polyester uniform She is an angel in the polyester uniform There she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little Leage If they knew how much I wanted her Their homeroom teachers would have to send them home for a week And then I head through the door, the movement catches her eye My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves good-bye Good-bye (GOOD-BYE!) I am in love with the McDonald's girl (ooh baby) She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl) She is an angel in the polyester uniform She is an angel in the polyester uniform She is an angel in the polyester uniform...(ooh yeah) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (tender and warm) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl) Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl FADE